A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.
Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
Trying to get head in a bran new car.
Yo I’m curbin swerving tryna top n’ luxury
Getting oral sex in or on a moving vehicle ,bike,car,van,bus,truck ,train,plane,helicopter, etc. Don't matter if your the driver or not, Man or woman.
Riding down i57 get stoopid top from a chick name Keisha
When its real chilly outside and your hair is wet, and it gets extra cold on your head
'damn its cold out here!'
'nah man, you just got mad frost top'
French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.