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A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life
Jim: I heard Jessica rejected Matt yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, he's an absolute Top L
When doing group meetings, classes or presentations online and clear off all the junk from table level and pile it on the floor so it is not seen. People that don’t normally work from home have to scramble to do this after a colleague lets them know how bad the pile of dishes, clothes, clutter...looks in the background.
Online classes are such a pain. My bff told me I have to do a top down and put everything on the floor so I don’t look like a slob.
When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
A transgender man who still has their penis and likes/prefers to use it to penetrate their partner during sex.
Toni (a trans top man) topped me last night when we had sex.
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While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf
Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf