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A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements
"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"
when she makes you so horny your boner gets sent to the 6th dimension
she was so hot she gave me a 6th dimensional boner bro like!
It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”
“Do you have boner sauce?”
“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
The term Boner Sauce is a phrase that is used in replacement of the word awesome. It means something/someone is totally rad and cool.
That pasta was so Boner Sauce
He is so Boner Sauce
That bicycle trick is totally Boner Sauce
The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.
Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.
an inverse boner is when you get turned off so cringely that your (lady) boner goes inwards instead of outwards which will make you throw up a little
When he texted me “wyd?” and “whats your Snapchat?” I really got an inverse boner
When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass
Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you