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a reversed boner is me with math
"i got a reversed boner in maths today! it was horrific!
The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.
Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
The time of when you are about to orgasm and you piss at the same time. Accidentally making a demented baby mixed with urine and cum.
So when me and your mom were making love I accidentally boner barfed inside. That's why you were born as you were son.
An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.
My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.
A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
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When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding