National eat someone out day is on May 18th is when you eat someone's pussy or ass at least once.
"Yo it's national eat someone out day you know what that means."
literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.
We should eat a turtle tonight.
If someone says something hurtful, say 'eat die', it is the same as saying 'I hate you fuck off.'
Person 1: Ur mum gae
Person 2: No, eat die
The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”
Dave: “You are what you eat.”
Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.
The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy
Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.
Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.
when two people like each other a lot and have established that they like each other but they aren't technically "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" yet but they don't talk to other people
Same as talking