A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.
A man who comes to there house.
“Hey bill this is there house.”
“Wait, who's that in the window?”
“ITS THE THERE HOUSE MAN DJEJDJFJDJDJFJ.”
A fat pitty bull named Holly. She is a fat fat pitbull who is too lazy to care.
Holly is the house hippo of the family.
A underrated college at Monash University full of losers and alcoholics. Common past times include drinking, puzzles and nott night preparations in the 'Rhino Room' the only place where booze is allowed. Normanby residences are a bunch of forgettable nobodies separated from the rest of Monash colleges by a road which they have never crossed in there life. Normanby residents are cryptids and legends, you earn a gold star if you come across them anywhere other than Uncle Dans. Normanby has a fork stealing problem and have not a single sporty resident anywhere.
Person 1: Hey did you go that party at Normanby House?
Person 2: I didn't even know people lived there? Isn't going to be knocked down anyway?
Person 1: Hopefully, no one there has a life.
When a woman has a man.But still tries to have relationships with the Nabor’s.
The house Gobbler is out talking to the Nabor’s a certain way. Giving hints that they want some.
Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”
Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”