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The most muscular man in Junior High. He gets stung by a wasp and literally just pulls in out and continues. All the girls are madly in love with him. He can jump 2 meters in one fell swoop.
Ryan just jumped across the river.
A guy who will sweep you off your feet. He will say all the right things, makes tons of promises and really make you think he is a good guy who would never hurt you. He is someone you will fall for quickly, and he knows it. He is charming and charismatic, and you'll think there is a future together. It will happen quickly as he won't take it slow. Then, out of nowhere, he will ghost you and leave your heart aching for answers. But you'll never hear from him again.
Me: Ryan is amazing! He is so sincere, open with his feelings, sweet, says all the right things and treats me so well! He told me I'm a catch and that I better get used to being treated right.
Friend: wow I hope he's real and he means it. I hope he doesn't turn out like most guys.
Me: He ghosted me! WTF?!
Friend: Good guys like that are always liars and fakes.
Me: I don't get it. What happened?
Friend: He pulled a Casper on you. Avoid Ryan's. Ryan is a dick.
The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"
Me: You know Ryan
You: Yeah he called me and cried about a quiche.
Ryan is the most incredible guy in the world. Not only is he sweet, caring, driven, hilarious, and overall incredible, but he is also the most handsome guy known in the universe. Everyone with a ryan in their life is the luckiest person in the world
“Who’s that super incredible person!?”
“Oh thats just ryan”
Ryan: I simped
Guy 1: We know
Guy 2: You won't ever have sex with her