When u blind her with your white lazer in the shower
"Why the fuck did u just blind me retard" guy-"water faucet bitch"
When your piss is so clear you do not know if it is straight water or piss.
Is fountain water piss water?
A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.
“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”
she is nice and materialistic and is an adventurous girl yuppity yup yup also pls buy my plt cart
bobi water drank some of the water over there
When a women has her vaginal discharge all over the place, like everywhere, the walls, the roof, your mouth. Can result in spontaneous slippery slides.
Common causes of this: too much probing and PMS.
How to avoid: Use a wet vac when probing
Guy 1: She just ash-watered everywhere!!!
Guy2 : its like a water park in here... weeeeeeeeee!!!
A girl: I should have brought an extra pair of undies, I just made an ash-water!!!
A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.
You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"