A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"
Another name for a penis/peter.
Girl: "I'm always wet..."
Boy: "Oh forreal? Let me check that out with my wet tester."
Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.
“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”
Similar to a wet Willy, except the person sticks a finger into ones butthole.
No way Trevor just gave her a Wet Betty.
You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”
You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”
The saying, wet spagoot means your a retarded faggot that nobody loves.
Heh look at that wet spagoot over there...he must suck big ol cock