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The act of licking the anus to sexually stimulate a gay male or dirty bitch.
Holy shit rummie gives the best rum jobs north of the Mexican border.
Man I could really go for a triple special rum job right now, I just took a huge douglas.
The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.
After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.
When a person receives a rim job while hanging upside-down with your legs over your head.
Joel: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Rick: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Twisted Rim Job. I almost fell off my pull-up bar.
Joel: Sounds like a great time.
The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.
A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.
Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"
Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"
Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"
A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.
"Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"
An overrated phrase that always comes from someone who cannot accept the fact others have better job possibilities.
Telling someone to "Get a real job." is more of an insult than a piece of advice.
Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.
Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!