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Kinky sex position wrapping your penis up in a blintz and serving with sugar and syrup for the best blow job of your life.
After Suzie gave my that terrific blow job blintz, we haven't spoken to each other very much
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A Christmas gift in the form of oral sex recieved by a male.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.
"Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"
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to have oral sex with a male and for him to cum over you and panit you white then let it dry and him suck it off
bruv that gal let me do a her a panit job she got wet through the whole thing
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The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.
After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.
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When a person receives a rim job while hanging upside-down with your legs over your head.
Joel: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Rick: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Twisted Rim Job. I almost fell off my pull-up bar.
Joel: Sounds like a great time.
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The act of changing a friends facebook status through their phone or computer while they are preoccupied with something else.
A facebook game played between friends where points are given for every post replied to a status update submitted by the attacker while the victim was preoccupied.
Facebook Status: "I'm so depressed, why does everyone hate me?"
Facebook Friend: "I love you! Don't be depressed"
Facebook Victim: "Damnit! I didn't post that, it was a Maddalena Hack Job!"
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