When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.
Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl
Absolutely sick cunt, he would make the perfect boyfriend. sporty, athletic, good looking and he eye candy dadddyy uhhhhh give me this juicy bigmac babbyyyyy ... huuuuuuhh lost his virginity before his parennts did.
John- Do you know Nicholas Pie?
Joe - Yeh he's a sick cunt
When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.
The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.
Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.
A zitty pie is a pie that is made of zit-mayonaise. It's really great, really.
Yesterday my mom made a zitty pie out of my zits.
Every October 18th we celebrate the coolest kids birthday onna block
Example: Bro it cutie pie pozo appreciation day we should do something for him.