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A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.
"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"
Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.
Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.
Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?
“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”
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A person or group that is accustomed to the life of a poor individual.
Used to differentiate between new poor and old poor.
The primary indicator is the stress level difference between the two, old poor individuals knowingly and easily change to a poor lifestyle with minimal stress understanding the sacrifices that need to be made to pay the bills and are content in the fact that they will likely be out of this state in a month or two.
A “keep your head down and keep moving” attitude associated with low finances.
In “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia,”
Mac: “They’re what’s called “new poor.” We’re old poor.”
Timeless pieces, retro, in between old school and new age... Like theivery corporation
That chick is New Age Old School