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When you’ve over-indulged in both cannabis and coffee/caffeine and it creates undesirable effects.
Man, I had like five energy drinks and smoked three bowls. I think I’m beaning out.
1) Food, variation on the bean pocket
1 cup pink beans, drained
6 sausages, unwrapped
4 oz cheddar
1 oz mexican seasoning
1 package crescent roll
Heat + Mix sausage, beans, seasoning in skillet
Separate dough into 4 rectangles, fill, top with cheese, and fold. Press with fork to seal.
Bake 13 to 15 minutes, serve hot.
2) Vagina.
I can't believe how juicy your pink bean pocket was after all six unwrapped sausages were inside! Were they all Italian, or was it a multicultural experience?
Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state
The guy from the Mr. Bean movies.
Mr. Bean just pulled out two automatic pistols that looked like movie props and started shooting at him, that actually wasn't funny.
For the people that like a good joke but wonder how funny is this when a crook that looks like Mr. Bean puts a knife to their throat, that isn't the most hilarious thing that could happen to somebody. A Mr. Bean lookalike with the same menacing look hovering over somebody with the twin movie prop mini uzis is funnier than that actually.
Mr. Bean was not a gentleman in that movie, he was a bad seed.
The most powerful fictional villain who does not give an absolute fuck about humanity
"Bro Mr Bean just attacked me so hard from behind"
He is the guy who asked. His superiority is so high to the point that some people are considering him the king of comedies. he is the definition of sigma and is willing to reject girls to have a relationship with Teddy. Mr Bean will annihilate you and poof you out of existence; don't try him.