Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

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Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.

On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.

No-Boner

Something you obviously shouldn't fap to / make you horny.
(Similar to no-brainer)

Bro 1:*beating it to dead animals*
Bro 2: Are those fucking dead animals?! That's an obvious no-boner, bro!

combat boner

What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.

Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.

Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2

Full Boneration

The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.

I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.

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Female boner

When your nipples get hard

Omg I got a female boner

Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”