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A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it
That bitch is such a boner thief
When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.
Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"
On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
I already failed No Boner Day.
When you get a boner in an odd/or awkward situation due to conditions out of your control.
I was at my grandmothers funeral and I just got a misunderstood boner, I couldn't control it.
Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.
Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.
Having to fart while your having sex...
"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"
Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.
Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!