nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.

Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

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spread them cheeks like butter

when thy is in intercourse with a female and dedicates his time to spread thy women's legs to insert the buttery cock into thy woman

bro talking to other bro: "bro last night i totally spread them cheeks like butter"

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butter rape

The act of spreading cold semi-hard butter on a pastry causing it to be squished.

The toast was butter raped!

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butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

When a woman spreads peanut butter and jelly on her genitalia, then is eaten out.

"Peanut Butter Jelly time! Jennie!!" *sluurp* *smack* *sluurp*

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reese peanut butter cup pie

when a guy ejaculates into a jar of peanut butter, then stirs the concoction around with his penis. then he proceeds to deliver said jar to a dairy queen where it is used to make a blizzard.

"hey eric how was your reese peanut butter cup pie?"

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peanut butter jelly time

the title of a song, sung my a dancing bananna, this song involves strong lyricas and rude/sexual conteint.

when that little kid saw the bananna man dance, and cussing, he was scared for life

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