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hamster dick

Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1

"Burritos from El Pelon are about the size of a hamster dick"

by Noname85 May 29, 2012

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Jacksons Dick

So large you can see it from Mars!

Jacksons dick is so long it won't even fit!

by Jackson's Dick March 17, 2017

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Dick nugget

The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.

Vernon is being a real dick nugget.

by Batmom March 26, 2017

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Marsupial Dick

When a man has a pouch surgically added onto his penis.

Dude, I am going to turn my penis into a marsupial dick. I'm going to use it to carry skittles.

by snappleextreme94 November 4, 2011

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Dick Tracy

Dick Tracy is a comic strip featuring Dick Tracy (originally Plainclothes Tracy), a square-jawed, hard-hitting, fast-shooting, and intelligent police detective. Created by Chester Gould, the strip made its debut on October 4, 1931, in the Detroit Mirror. It was distributed by the Chicago Tribune New York News Syndicate. Gould wrote and drew the strip until 1977.

Although stories often end in gunfights, Tracy uses forensic science, advanced gadgetry, and wits, in an early example of the police procedural mystery story. Stories typically follow a criminal committing a crime and Tracy's relentless pursuit of the criminal. The strip's most popular villain was Flattop Jones, a freelance hitman hired by black marketeers to murder Tracy. When Flattop was killed, fans went into public mourning, and the Flattop Story was reprinted in DC's series of Oversize Comic Reprints in the 1970s. Reflecting film noir, the villains' small crimes led to bigger, out of control situations. Similarly, innocent witnesses were frequently killed, and Tracy's paramour Tess Trueheart was often endangered by the villains. As the story progressed, Tracy adopted an orphan under the name, Dick Tracy Jr., or "Junior" for short, who appeared in investigations until becoming a police forensic artist in his father's precinct, and cultivated a professional partner, the ex-steel worker Pat Patton, who gradually became a detective of skill and courage enough to satisfy Tracy's requirements.

by The Centurion October 25, 2014

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Dick hopper

To hop from dick to dick.. Meaning guy to guy in less then few days or months

That bitch never stay single she always got a guy around.. She's a dick hopper

by Lionheart225 January 24, 2015

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Chili-Dicking

Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.

Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.

The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.

by buddhari65 May 3, 2012

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