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My sex life

Beating yo dick to hentai

Dude what's my sex life? Hentai

by Immaproudpoptart August 12, 2017

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit on my life

as when something extremely bad happens to you.

joe: dude i think i just failed out of college
brad: nuhuh sucks dude
joe: yeah, shit on my life!!

by raver9876 May 18, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


True G for life

A best friend.
Someone who yhu kno for a fact will always hav ur back.
A bestie who can hold it down.
sombody to kick it with n share good times.
Sombody who ur really tight with and can party all night then chill at the pool later.
If yuh getted egged then they will be there kickin the bitches ass lol.

B, Brooke, Kelli, n Allie yhu guys are my TGFL's. True G for life.

by Al1v1a June 21, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


life as we know it

A teen drama unlike most other shows on television right now.
Compared to My So Called Life.

It's about 3 teenage guys who live in the suburbs in Seattle and basically how they think about sex every second and deal with their lives.

Disregard that Kelly Osbourne is in this show she's not as bad as you'd think.

Jonathan and Dino are totally f*ckable. =)

by Kat November 9, 2004

33๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


High on Life

A female human who is controlling, vindictive, unable to support herself, lives off of other people for as long as she can, begs, steals, lies, anything possible to get what she wants. A human who withholds sex from her husband for unknown reasons, but lots of fake excuses and illnesses. A human who concocts sickness to get others to give her sympathy. A real piece of work. A sorry excuse for a mother, but blames others for her misgivings. A criminal. A scumbag. A loser.

High on Life says, I can't work, I'm sick.

by Bubble-Gurl September 30, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 226๐Ÿ‘Ž


get a fucking life

A phrase aimed at an individual who lives a pathetic, piss poor existence and who is often caught at trying to cheat someone out of his/her happiness. Often shouted within earshot of said individual to make the point that they are just a fucking loser.

Get a fucking life!

by Bernhard Rupp March 10, 2018

29๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fo' Life!

My friend's friend's motto.

MaTrIx FO' LIFE

by Scott Curtis February 23, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž