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when you purchase a new game and rip open the plastic open the case and take a whiff of that lovely new game smell! Possibly a human reaction like dogs sniffing stinky holes. The orgin of this action is unknown but is a closet action of many gamers. Even Ice-T does it. Look for gears of war 3 unboxing ice t on youtube!
ME: I cant wait for gears of war 3 to hit the streets!
YOU: Its already out you noob!
ME: Im going to pick it up and enjoy the new game smell!
YOU: new game smell?
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The Game is an abstract concept. It involves no tangible objects, nor is it played on any physical medium. It exists in the minds of those who play it, and it never ends. That's right, you can never win The Game (though this is debatable).
In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.
So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.
Mike: Do you want to play a game?
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.
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An ad that thinks society is dumb
mobile game ads: only 1.001% can solve this!!!
Me: it's 4
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A shite fortnite player who has been playing since season 2 but is still garbage at the game.
*Impulses himself off and dies*
Mr greedy gaming: Cmon man
A game in which you get a person to navigate through a maze until they get to the narrow point at the top, which then activates a screamer.
That scary maze game scared the heck out of my friend.
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Kiritsugu from Fate/Zero started a YouTube gaming channel where he plays games like Timesplitters, Destroy All Humans, and Run 2 on coolmathgames.
Kiritsugu: Hello, and this is Kiritsugu Emiya Gaming. On this episode we will be trying to beat every game on Miniclip.
Irisviel: I want to play Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies.
Kiritsugu: Shut your trap you fucking whore.
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The game is to be sold, NOT to be told. Let me explain; you are meant to make money when you are in the game but you are not suppose to openly discuss the game you are in. This is due to the fact that it will eventually lead to you being ejected from the game. For you see, when you are a player in the game, all the other players in the game have no choice but to "player hate" on you. There is a direct correlation to the amount of hate you receive from other players in the game with how much "weight" you carry in the game. If you are "heavy" in the game, expect a proportional amount of hate from other players in the game. The only way to limit the amount of "player haters" is to either: not discuss the game you are in (it is not to be told), or to take player haters out the Game (i.e. see them deceased). If you do go against this rule of the game and you are ejected from the game, you must realize that it will be extremely difficult to re-enter the game. This is due to another fundamental rule of the game: The game does not wait. Given that the game does not wait and that you have been ejected from the game, you will have to seriously play catch up to re-enter the game. In some instances, it is impossible to re-enter the game. I hope this clarifies the rule about the game being sold and not told.
To make money in a secretive fashion. IE: The game is to be sold, not to be told.
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