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A all round great guy he’s funny and enjoys making people laugh he may be stupid sometimes but he doesn’t care he’s always there for you and never lies to you. Don’t lose him he’s is the best
That guys certainly Sam John Doyle
Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.
Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.
Hood Niga John (aka jeses christ) is the the son of King Nigger (Aka God)
Hood Niga John is the holiest name of Jeses Christ
Thou shall not say the name of the lord in vain, Hood Niga John
When you meet a man on vacation and his dick is gouged by new experiences so it seems bigger but then you meet him in his home town and it deflates
She thought she was in love but it was the vacation John phenomenon
The definition of awesome. The coolest dude you can hang out with. He is so athletic, attractive, and muscular. They will do anything for the people they love. Can do The stupidest things. Normally a tall blondie with blue eyes. All the girls love him. A guy with the name John Mark McKinney is just an all around great guy.
Girl 1- “ OMG!!! Is that John Mark McKinney??!!”
Girl 2- “ It is, he’s so cute!!!”
An overrated school with rich, spoiled, white brats who have an attitude and no brains. Filled with straight kids who act gay for attention.
In the St. John's School...
Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: Shut the f up. My parents have more money than you.
Kid 1: Atleast I'm white.
A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.