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A beautiful and warm liquid that comes from a mammals tit
Human 1: I want Da milk!
Human 2: go to the shop and buy cow's milk then.
Human 1: why buy it when we make it for free?
Human 2: good point...
The best and most tasty shit on the planet, ever since the beginning of humanity people have been sucking milk from their moms tits, other moms tits, cow tits and even goat tits. It's nice, white and it has calcium. While Mountain Dew is unhealthy and piss yellow.
Skeleton Boi: Drink your milk bro, it's got calcium.
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*
Milk is the thing you're dad never brought to you
My dad left to get milk and he never came back
Someone or something that is god awful
Ethan: yo man hop on that verdansk
Buddy: nah bro you’re absolute milk 🥛
Milk is the thing that you're dad never came back with because he didn't want you at he broke up with your mom
My dad left to get milk and he didn't come back