the poo particles left in ur bum even after u wipe
ewwww u can still see maz’s bum bark
The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
A town bum is when a person goes town everyday or every opportunity they get this person tends to get no pussy/penis
Grace and max are such town bums to the point it’s become there home
UC meaning universal credit and bum meaning lazy but capable of working
a uc bum collects checks from the council
Pc Dave is a benefit bum
DP IS A UC BUM
A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.
Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.
Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!
Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!
Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.
A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone
Guy: I dont care lmao.
Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum
Going from the bum to the Danny and back to the bum on a slider
I was in New York and kissing razor blade because of bum fanny bum fun times on a sloder