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Is a way of saying "the worst (in terms of something)", that, if not listening carefully, may be understood as "the best (in terms of something)".
"We are in top 100% in terms of ethical treatment of workers and the environment" - Nestle probably
Similar to the low top black forces, it gives you the energy to not give a fuck. But when you slip the hi top versions, you get energy that is worse that the low top black force energy. You instantly go crazy and want to beat up everyone so badly. It’s because Hi top forces are outdated that when you wear hi top black forces you just want to not give a single fuck about anything and beat up anything that walks, talks, and stands still. So anyway, it’s best to hide from a nigga with hi top black force energy.
Guy 1: Hey did you see mike with them hi top black forces? Guy 2: Hell yeah that dude beat up the shit out of that dude with low top black forces!
The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.
Friend: Are you taking a shit?
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
A transgender man who still has their penis and likes/prefers to use it to penetrate their partner during sex.
Toni (a trans top man) topped me last night when we had sex.
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While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half