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When you do a handstand on the toilet and then proceed to take a shit. Thus letting the shit slide down your body and lastly, off your face into the bowl of water.
Guy: why he got a turd streak on his cheek
Dude: he just did an upside down poop
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The theory of Hot Chick Inverted Naval Vapor Intestinal Theory of Elimination
(HC INVITE)
Under the practice, beautiful women do not eliminate feces in the same manner as men. Rather, beautiful women possess a trait that is linked to beauty on chromosome 9. The trait grants beautiful women an inverted intestinal tract, such that the belly button (naval) of the beautiful women is the sole elimination medium, rather than the anus.
The waste matter passes through the inverted intestinal tract, where, as it approaches the naval, extremophilic enzymes target the waste and generate heat, thereby converting it from solid form to an invisible vapor. At the same time, additional enzymes act upon the transforming waste, such that it loses all scent.
The end result is that an invisible, odorless vapor is released through the naval and passes into the air around with absolutely no environmental or social consequences. This form of elimination is deemed most "noble", as it happens absolutely naturally and results in no disgusting expletives from men that otherwise would presume beautiful women poop.
On the other hand, unattractive females do not possess the linked gene on chromosome 9--as a result, they do not have inverted intestinal tracts, and such are forced to eliminate through the traditional "pooping" practice.
Random frat dude #1: Dude, that chick's so hot.
Random frat dude #2: I know bro, she definitely eliminates through HC INVITE!
Random frat dude #1: But girls don't poop!
Random frat dude #2: Dude, ya just don't understand.
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take a shit on your bed, then rub ur dick between ur poop and sheets, then cum on top to complete the sauce
Hey man i dare you to swallow that cock poop sundae I left your mom..
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Farting or taking a dump in fruit loops
"These poop loops are crap so im going to crap on them to make them even crappier!"
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A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.
She's a real poop chute princess.
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a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke
Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."
A celebrity, character, object, or symbol whose exposure in poop culture is regarded as constituting a defining characteristic of a given society or era.
An example of a current poop culture icon is the fabulous and ubiquitous poop emoji which we all have at our fingertips!