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On June 1st and June 31st go give your lesbian friend a slap as a welcome and closure for coming out the closet.
Hey! It’s National Slap a Dyke Day! Let’s go slap our dyke friends on the first day of Pride Month!
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A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.
Friend1:It’s national slap your short friend today
Friend2:This day shouldn’t even exist
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Next year (2020) are you allowed to slap everyone on the ass whenever you want to, thru the whole year!
Kåre: Baloo it is year 2020... you know what that means..
Baloo: no?
Kåre: *Slaps Baloo ass* Happy slap ass year 2020!!!
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An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.
"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
Licking ones a** hole with your tongue
Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm
on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say
Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !
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It's a few days between Sep. 17 to Sep. 20 have fun.
National Slap Ass Days is were you go around slapping people's asses have fun.
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