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Next year (2020) are you allowed to slap everyone on the ass whenever you want to, thru the whole year!
Kåre: Baloo it is year 2020... you know what that means..
Baloo: no?
Kåre: *Slaps Baloo ass* Happy slap ass year 2020!!!
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On June 1st and June 31st go give your lesbian friend a slap as a welcome and closure for coming out the closet.
Hey! It’s National Slap a Dyke Day! Let’s go slap our dyke friends on the first day of Pride Month!
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A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.
Friend1:It’s national slap your short friend today
Friend2:This day shouldn’t even exist
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on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say
Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !
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An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.
"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
Licking ones a** hole with your tongue
Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm
It's a few days between Sep. 17 to Sep. 20 have fun.
National Slap Ass Days is were you go around slapping people's asses have fun.
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