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truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
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National Grab a Boob Day is on May 3rd so ask a girl if you can grab her tits " DO IT ONLY WITH PERMISSION" lmao
MAY 3RD GRAB YOUR TIT , ON NATIONAL GRAB A BOOB DAY
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On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !
oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.
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The definition of "National Beat Children Day" is, where you can get people like Freya's loud and annoying sister, and beat them to smithereens.
ect. "Hey! Its National Beat Children Day!"
"What?"
KILL THE CHILDREN
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December 16th is national yogurt males day!1!1!1!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Dave: Yo it’s National Yogurt males day
Bambi: Ok
Tristian:jekwwbisndgdyehebsuddjsbysd
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Bully Isaiah for a whole day and don’t be nice to him
Isaiah needs to get bullied today
Why what day is it
National bully Isaiah day
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You put nothing but your boyfriend above everyone and you do exactly what he says for the whole day😈
Bf: Its National Boyfriend Appreciation Day baby
Gf:Really??
Bf: Yea!! You have to do anything and everything I tell you to do
Bf: Now come suck this dick
Gf: yes daddy👅
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