Before I get to the "definition", just hear this: never, ever, ever, EVER watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.
Anyway...
3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.
The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.
Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.
Example Person 1: Dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?
Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...
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How a Native American askes someone if they had seen his drinking buddies.
(speaking in native accent) Hey there have you seen those two one guys? We need to go get us some Budweiser.
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A shock video that was possibly uploaded on bestgore but got deleted afterwards, it allegedly shows 5 men killing a man tied to a tree with shotguns. This is most likely a hoax because some people says it just never existed.
Guy 1: do you know 1 guy 5 shotguns?
Guy 2: yeah, thats just 100% hoax, not real at all
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Blue Shy Guy Energy is the desperate need to not be noticed. Named for the definitive act of not only choosing to play as Shy Guy in Mario Kart, but also play as the blue version, the least noteworthy version.
Someone with Blue Shy Guy Energy fears individuality and thrives in a Kafkaesque world.
"Nathaniel, you're radiating Blue Shy Guy Energy today"
An all-inclusive way to address a crowd.
Motivational Speaker: Hello guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!
Crowd: Wow. How inclusive.
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those words that the british youtuber Pyrocynical AKA the cute little lesbian AKA creator of shrek has swag said when he reached a quarter of a million subscribers
Pyrocynical: so guys we did it we reached a quater of 10 million subscribers, 2,500000 subscribers and still growing.
the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome.
A shock video on the internet which involves an amputeed soldier repeatedly shoving his stump into a fellow comrade's extremely wide arsehole.
2 Guys 1 Stump would make a good anti-army enlisting advert.
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