Nicki minaj ass..ass so big it belongs in a show (side show) in itself
Absurd amount of ass
A whole lot of booty on a chicka
Ted: holy shit check out that circus ass
Bill: gosh damn, as big as two basketballs...circus ass indeed
When your functional software automatically updates, introducing bugs.
The Google chrome web browser automatically updates to the latest version. This can be great when you get unexpected new, working features which add to your browsing experience, but every so often you get an update which breaks existing features. To top if off, Google don't offer the ability to roll back to a working version, so you're stuck with a semi-retarded piece of software.
Aww man, I just got 'chromed in the ass' by iTunes
The slight twinkle one acquires in his eye upon viewing "dat ass."
Mike: You checkin' out Shaniqua's booty over there?
Josh: Yeah brah, how'd you know?
Mike: That ass twinkle don't lie.
A severely progressed form of "Swamp Ass" that most commonly occurs in Big Booty Bitches, who can't fully manage to keep their crack hygienic.
My hoes, have been working out lately trying to loose their ghetto booties, only problem is, they're working up such a sweat they're getting the Ocean Ass.
An ass that is large, like a dinosaur; specifically, a stegosaurus. Not actually an ass that bears any resemblance to a stegosaurus. It’s not spiky. It’s voluptuous.
“Wow, that man has a Stegosaurus Ass!”
“...what?”
“You know, like, large. It’s a good ass.”
“Oh, okay.”
A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.
I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.
The act of ejaculating on your sex partners rectal area and then proceeding to let it air dry so that it leaves a layer or crust.
The lady I picked up at the bar last night fell right asleep after some anal action, she didn’t have time to clean up so her butt hole was totally ass casted.