Bean Shingles

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.

I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!

raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

bean toes

A pointy penis

Hey boy, I'm ready for your bean toes!

fokkin beans

B E A N S
A more interesting way of saying BEANS

Me and the bois at 2 am lookin for fokkin BEANS

shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed into the anus and was able to gather pieces of poo to gain further flavouring

'I shoved a bag of jelly beans up my ass because I love that shit '
'My favourite flavour of jelly bean is shit
'I can only give you one shitty bean at a time '

Bean in bun

Bean in bun: verb
To have sexual intercourse.

"Hey Cal, did you get any bean in bun action last night?"

Bump'in bean

Long known to the LGBTQA+ community as 'scissoring', the term refers to the act of two women gyrating their clitorises on each other's pelvises.

Damn, dawg. I'd watch those two mamasitas bump'in bean.