When you see something that makes your retina's erect
OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner
When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money
You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax
Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.
Taco Bell is boner milf af!
A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.
Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”
you get a fanny boner in your clit
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Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner
When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her