1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
Scott, you're a douche shuttle.
A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
Wanna sit here for lunch?
Nah, the douche mansion is sitting right there
Like you’re being a douchebag and bragging about what you’ve done.
We should make this a competition! It will be great for some douche bragery.
Or
Listen to this guy! Typical "Douche-bragery"
Me- You can thank Bakedoatbar with help from Faith the most un holy duo.
Bystander...... douche bragers!
A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory
God Lauren is such a douche worm.
I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.
Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery