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noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.
“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”
“who?”
“exactly”
i love my dead boyfriend
A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.
Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin
The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off
A saying that Means God It's not all a part of Man Kind anymore
It is sad but God is dead
When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*
Me: boys she’s dead smart
You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart