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kentucky meat show

When you dick-slap your second cousin in the face with your dirty hillbilly penis.

"Dude I gave my cousin Jessica a Kentucky Meat Show last night"
"That's fucking nasty dude what the fuck"

by LOLYOU1337 January 26, 2018


Spicy Meat Pipe

The act of smothering your dick with sriracha sauce and getting it sucked.

My girlfriend gave me a spicy meat pipe last night and it felt wonderful.

by Boner Farts December 8, 2014


Human Meat Container

Why the fuck are you looking this up

Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you

by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023


meat man with a fro

used to define a penis that has alot of bush on the shaft or further back

dude 1, my girl just told me that i had a meat man with a fro
dude 2, come on man, i don't care if you shave that $#!%

dude 1, lol

by darkmagitrunks November 8, 2010


Meat Tremors (MTs)

Psychological and physical side effects experienced due to lack of meat intake.

Worker 1-"Is John all right? He seems a bit irritable and he was shaking & drooling during our morning briefing."
Worker B-"Nah, his Ol' Lady's got him on a Vegan Detox and he's got the Meat Tremors (MTs) something fierce."

by DUSTQUID July 19, 2011


philidelphia meat hook

When a man/woman is giving you slow sensual head and before you climax you reach up with your finger curled in the shape of a hook you pick him/her up by the butthole

Dude I totally gave Cindy a Philidelphia Meat Hook last night.

by teleTUBBZZ June 13, 2017


Litchfield Meat Locker

When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.

John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?

Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!

John: good job buddy

by OneBiteEveryoneKnowsTheRules January 10, 2019