such a intelligent little Shrek we wonder why you were given to us you gift from heaven
ay yo ur such a pee pee poo poo woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
ABSOLUTE BULLSHITSOMEONES LYINGGGG
"i HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" tom says
"THATS MONKEY POO!"
When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)
Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?
When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.
Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...
- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...