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The art of premeture ejaculation upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) And then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in cum!
"Dude, i came to early so she gave me a 10 second cum-slap"
"No Way!!"
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On May 13th it’s
Nation slap your Ex day! Have you ever had that one ex that treated you so badly or cheated on you? Well your in luck because today is that day!
“Did you see that girl slap her ex today?” “Yeah I did it must be national slap your Ex day!” “I’ll be right back...”
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Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
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On October 4th, anybody who has a younger sibling can slap them, and they cannot fight back, cry, or complain. They must accept the slap.
Older brother: Hey, guess what?
Younger brother: What?
Older brother: It's Slap Your Younger Sibling Day!
Younger brother: Fine, you can slap me.
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The bitch slap that Stephen hit Irene on the Real World Seattle.
Hey man, you remember when Stephen slapped the sh*t out of Irene on the Real World?
Yeh! That was the Bitch Slap Heard 'Round the World!
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Not national grab ass you just smack it 💯 on May 21st have fun😂🍑
National slap ass day is when You run up to boy or girl and slap there ass😂
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When a boy(or girl) slaps somebody’s ass.
“Aye you know that’s it’s National Slap-Ass Day?!”
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