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Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.

Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.

by Loverditgdi December 30, 2020


top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.

"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."

by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016


Top the cherry

when a girl is on her period and you smash that bitch.

I gotta top the cherry on chloe.

by Spedmuffins October 23, 2019


Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 30, 2019


Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.

Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"

by Witney Kru December 25, 2020


Top L

A person who is so unsuccessful that even an average Joe outdoes a Top L. A person who is capable of nothing in all realms of life

Jim: I heard Jessica rejected Matt yesterday.
Tim: Yeah, he's an absolute Top L

by Dashofliquor November 22, 2022


Top down

When doing group meetings, classes or presentations online and clear off all the junk from table level and pile it on the floor so it is not seen. People that don’t normally work from home have to scramble to do this after a colleague lets them know how bad the pile of dishes, clothes, clutter...looks in the background.

Online classes are such a pain. My bff told me I have to do a top down and put everything on the floor so I don’t look like a slob.

by The Original Tankboy March 27, 2020