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When you have overdone the drink/drug intake and have lost consciousness, only regaining consciousness to vomit or threaten to projectile vomit upon passers-by who mock your personal status.
John just deep day two'd and now we need to carry him home.
Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”
Another way to write "C2," usually used in code.
(See: C2)
Person 1: See Two stole my granola bar!
Persons 2-23: Yes, we ALL know.
When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.
Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.
Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
When you have to flush a shit twice to get it to go down
I just took the most insane two flusher man
Oh really? One time I had to take a 3 flusher!
An attempt at spelling 62 in word format, but forgetting the hyphen, so it just shows up as 60 2.
John: Hey, could you buy me Sixty Two pencils for the school year?
Gina: How many?
A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.
You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!