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May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie
Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...
C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!
a beautiful blonde hair green eyed girl
Lily Evalina May is so amazing. <3
A day where gay people are sad.
Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day
Straight legends and coolest people were born on May 9th. Food loving and cuties day….
Just coolest !!!
Hey did u know sally gave birth on may 9th?
Oh her baby would be just coolest
Give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips and hug her a lot through our the day!
Gf: hiii
Bf: hugs gf
Gf: … looks at bf
Bf: kisses gf on the lips
Gf: blushes
Bf: it’s may 9
Gf: ohhhhh