Ghost chile bomb

Microwaving a ghost chile and waiting for someone else to open the microwave door. The microwave will aerosolize the capsaicin and the person will be "bombed" with ghost chile fumes.

"Her cooking is horrible, I will therefore ghost chile bomb her"

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L bomb

L = law school. References to the fact that the speaker attends law school.

"Hey baby, I have the L bomb" - A line used by law school guys to try and pick up.

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bomb some submarines

to take a big dump that is so huge that the water comes up from the splashing poop and hits your buttcheeks

One time, I took a dump so big, that I my dad had to stir it so it would go down.

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KY Trailer Bomb

A cocktail made by pillbillys to fuel long nights of cooking meth, riding four-wheelers, and hunting opposums. 2 parts Ale8, 2 parts Red Bull, and 1 part Southern Comfort. Mix Ale8 and Red Bull in a mason jar, drop a shot of Southern Comfort. Origin: Stanton, KY.

Example 1: "Cletus got all jacked up on KY Trailer Bombs and flipped his four-wheeler last night at Red River Gorge. Lucky he was full of hillbilly heroin or it would have hurt like hell. Daaang!"

Example 2: "I'm gonna' get f&ck$n' wasted tonight; I'm gonna drink Nati Light and KY Trailer Bombs all f&ck$n' night; KY Trailer Bombs, I f&ck$n' shower in that sh#t."

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legalize nuclear bombs

im over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick right now im just stroking my shit im horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like.... fuck..... man.......

legalize nuclear bombs
legalize castrating gay people
fr

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Dropping the k bomb

When being completely bored or annoyed with the person you're texting, dropping the k bomb will be a certain end to any conversation and leave you in your desired peace.

Possible side effects of dropping the k bomb are severe embarrassment and shock for the person you have dropped it upon.

Sam: Cant wait for tonight, its going to be such a laugh'

*Urrgg, dropping the k bomb will put an end to this...*

Rob: k

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Australian Bomb Drop

Where you drop a dollar bill through a hole or grate in the floor to lure someone in and then you shit on them.

Guy: Sharon! Get over here, I'm gonna Australian Bomb Drop on Casey.

Sharon: Okay, let me run downstairs and watch. (runs downstairs)

Casey: Oh look a...(shit on)

Sharon: Bwahahaha! That is so going on Youtube!

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