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Truly surpasses God as the supreme being in the universe.
"Our Half-Life, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be played, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily fun, and forgive us for wasting ammo, as we forgive those who also waste ammo. And lead us not into the G-Man, but deliver us from his conspiracies. Amen."
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its about killin funkin scraps represent were your from TULARE COUNTY 14 XIV 559 fuck scrapas
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Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.
Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.
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Used to express a dislike for something you are doing, not ment literally.
Mom: Take out the garbage and clean the kitchen.
Me: I hate life.
Boss: Move all these books from this shelf to that one.
Me: I hate life.
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A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.
Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.
That is Vee's life story.
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When a person cannot find any other means of enjoyment instead of smoking weed or vaping
How's the gutter life?
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Theres no such thing as sanctity of life with human beings. No matter how much marching people do, that won't change. The people who think other people should have more sanctity of life dont hold anything any more sacred than the ones who would let somebody die/kill somebody for amusement.
Sanctity of life is bullshit.
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