Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf
Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf
I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.
Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.
Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.
"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."
an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK.
The animation of The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is a mixture of CGI, 2D and stop motion
The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is an Australian children's animated television program that first aired on ABC2 in 2005, while also airing on Milkshake!, a program block on Channel 5 in the UK
The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky is the worst show.