As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......

Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha

java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.

i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..

Letting the birds out

When a big assed girl (especially those named Susan) lets their fucking rangoon filled tits out for all to see. Done especially in swimming pools and at nude beaches.

Man: Oh fuck! Is she really gonna do it?!
Other man: She’s really gonna fucking do it! She’s letting the birds out!
Susan: Hey boys, want some rangoon loaded fuckers!?

Bird Breaking

The act of leaping at a flying bird and biting it's wings and feet off.

Me: "Hey Tom, do you want to do some bird breaking after school?"

Tom: "Yeah that sounds like an EpicFartMoment!"

The Big Bird

The Internet.

John: Did you know that trees eat fish?

Sarah: Yeah right! Where did you read that??

John: I read an article about it on The Big Bird.

#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small

she got a f*cking #Bird Vag

Leenas prego with a bird

A really cool group chat between some people including leena who is prego with a bird. Nobody on this group chat is a banounou. They are each their own banaenae. COOLIO

Omg leena have you heard the news on leenas prego with a bird