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1. A song by Markus E-bear
2. What you say after a lady, like a waitress, gets her breasts in your soup.
1. Tits in my soup, Tit-tits in my soup.
2. *waitress bends over to grab plates*
you - Hey i was going to eat that!
her - Oh sorry! Do you want some more?
you - No woman! Go back to the kitchen
*she walks away in shame while you throw your bread sticks at her*
you - *whispers to friend* Tits in my soup >:D
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every 12th day of the month is know as grab tits day. Girl single or taken be prepared to get your tits squeeze
“Hey why did you grab my tits”
“It’s national grab tits day”
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An idiot who talks about poop and his big fat tits all the time.
"Hey, tits mcgee, have fun playing with your chin fat?"
OMG, that's tits mcgee, can I have a autograph!
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When a man takes a shit upon the tits of a lady. Also when a man eats a burrito and sharts upon his partners tits while singing the mexican hat dance.
Pedro laid a mexican sugar tits on his lady after eating his mexican food
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to be kidding
Used in place of "I'm just kidding"
Dude chill out I am just jigglin' your tits
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when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.
holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.
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The only line in the song Richman by 3OH!3 which my good friend Charles Benedict Burr actually knows...
The rest of the song is a sort of fzksgugba ilbvjflnvli etc. but as soon as we get to that line, people in the street scream in not only terror but pleasure as he yells;
'BITCHES WITH THE HUGE TITS, oh babbyyy'
Maybe one day we can all take some inspiration from this brave man and only learn one sexual line from a song...
Guy; woah, this song is awesome
Charles; I know i mean its so epic.
Wait, no, WAIT.
Guy; What!!? Stop acting weird.
Charles; 'BITCHES WITH THE HUGE TITS!'
Worth It...
Guy; Douche, Im going home, tit.
Charles; You're going home!
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