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(n) A guy that gets a shit load of attention from the ladies...ladies man.
that damn cake eater is getting all the attention from those girls while we're here fuckin talkin to each other... why the hell am i talking you anyways vinny??? i want some poon tang tonight.
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To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.
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You know how you can now put any of your favorite photos on the frosting of birthday cakes... well the BCDF (or Birthday Cake Double Fuck) is when you have a local bakery put your favorite photo of your woman on a birthday cake. You then cut that picture out of the cake and place at the entrance of her pink hole and fuck the hell out it.
All my girlfriend wanted for her Birthday was a cake, so I got her a custom cake and later gave her the Birthday Cake Double Fuck....call me old fashion, but that's romance!
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Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park," one of oddest songs ever written.
John: My next door neighbor thinks little green men control the government through mind control.
Paul: Someone left the cake out in the rain.
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After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.
I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.
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A day where everyone can eat as much red velvet cake as they want!!
Kid 1: hey bro it’s red velvet cake day! You know what that means
Kid 2: let’s eat as much red velvet cake as we can!!!!!
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When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.
Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.
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