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a user-run dictionary where 99% of users post NSFW sht that they can't do on wikipedia
User 4 (Normal Guy): Time to use Urban Dictionary!
User 1: SEX POSITION ORGASM DICK DICK DICK
User 2: NIGG@ NIGG@ VAGINA COCONUT OIL
User 3: BELLY TWISTER OHIO SEX ACT HD@UJKUD@YEJ@B
User 4 (the only normal one): bro I thought this was an actual dictionary
User 1: AAAAAAÆ SEX SEX SEX SEZ
User 4 (the only normal one): dies
Quite literally the website you're on right now.
"You know Urban Dictionary?"
"Oh yeah, that one website, right?"
A place where dipshits learn from other dipshits
Dipshit 1: "What does chicken legs mean?
Random ass dude: "i dunno. look it up"
Dipshit 1: "hmm... Urban Dictionary." *clicks*
Dipshit 1: *looks up Chicken legs*
Internet Dipshit 2: "your legs skinny af"
Dipshit 1: "damn im such a dipshit"
a place to find the exact opposite of what you're looking for
"hey what does fleek mean?"
"check urban dictionary."
A place where you look up none “proper/ correct English” words for the definition
Sam: “what does catcalled mean ?”
Aly: “I don’t know check urban dictionary.”
Urban dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website is for posting your own definitions for words and phrases. However, now the dictionary is just filled with dirty and bizarre sex related stuff. It is disgusting. People turn completely normal objects into, like, idk, a way of having sex??? Like, What the actual heck???!!!
Person: The urban dictionary is trash, I feel like it’s almost as bad as a porn website. Eww
Is this something people talk about in their daily lives?
Some guy "Hey, did you read that urban dictionary post the other day?"
Some other guy "Yeah, I was talking to my friend about it because that's totally a thing that people talk about."
Some guy "I know! I don't go a day WITHOUT talking about Urban Dictionary. I've actually NEVER had a conversation that wasn't about Urban Dictionary"
Some other guy "That's tight. We are totally normal people and talk about totally normal things."
Third guy "Hey, you ever hear of that one guy?"
Some guy "Bro, shut up! We're talking about Urban Dictionary! If it's not about Urban Dictionary we don't want to hear it."
Third guy "Bro! He's on Urban Dictionary!"
Some other guy "WHAT!? HE IS!?"
Third guy "YES! He is! People talk about him and Urban Dictionary all the time!"
Some guy "Oh! Ok. I thought you were going to talk about something other than Urban Dictionary."
Third guy "There are things to talk about other than Urban Dictionary?"
Some guy "Touché!"