Cheese Balls

Instead of saying "cheesy", a whimsical and corny way to say it is by responding with "cheese balls"

Me: Life is like a box of chocolates
You respond: cheese balls

It may induce laughter when you say it.

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Butt Cheese

The squishy poop that comes out of your butthole, not wet enough to be diarrhea but not hard enough to be regular poop.

Aw dawg, that's nasty, you got some stinky butt cheese

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Toasted Cheese

A fart let out of the asshole.

"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"

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Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

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Cheese Throwing

the stupidly funny (and cheap) act of throwing cheese at cars, whether they be parked, driving or stuck in traffic.

John: WHO THE FUCK THREW CHEESE AT MY CAR

Mike: I love cheese throwing

Karen: WHO PUT CHEESE ON MY CAR

Mike, fleeing to avoid getting caught while laughing his ass off

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clittage cheese

a clit that looks all saggy and bumpy like a fleshy form of cottage cheese.

that chick last night had clittage cheese dude!

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backhand cheese

an ice hokcey move perfected by Brett Johnson; involves a nasty toe drag around a defensmen and then continuing towards the net and sniping up and the bar or bar down on you backhand side of the stick

Brett Johnson recieves a sexy sauce from Bryan Drew comes down on a breakaway and finishes with the backhand cheese.

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