Random
Source Code
Random
Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.
Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.
7👍 3👎
An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)
Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!
Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.
6👍 3👎
One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.
Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
7👍 3👎
When you were just in cold water so your nut sack is all shriveled and wrinkly nut you hold in your cum so your balls inflate.
Dude I got some fucked up rice balls rn.
6👍 3👎
something you do in shot put when you roll the balls back to the throwers.
At the track meet today I shagged balls.
6👍 3👎
When you nut so much your left testicle literaly blows the fuck up
Zoe had me blowing balls last night
6👍 3👎
A hetrosexual woman who looks like a stereotypical lesbian.
49👍 50👎