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A condition where years of the Earth's gravitational pull has taken effect upon the scrotum of older men. Extreme cases of Walt's balls will extend past the confines conventional underware and will necessitate a special garment to holster said scrotum. Extreme caution needs to be taken by the wielder of Walt's balls as they could cause considerable damage to self and others. Walt's balls should be used for good, not evil.
Dude: Linda your husband has a bad case of Walt's balls, I can see them hanging out of his bermuda shorts.
Linda: Yeah... you should see the bruise on my sternum.
Dude: WOW.
An emotional condition stemming from story foreplay with the either the teller not finishing his/her tale or ending it poorly. The effects can be similar to blue balls and lead to anger, frustration, profanity and violence.
Tim: So, we were hanging out at the mortician's apartment doing keg stands and boat races, and then she leads me to the back room and.......
Pause.....
Brendan: And... and what? You can't lead me on like that and then just stop. I'm getting story balls.
Tim: She passed out.
Brendan: Why did you even tell me that shit?
When you nut so much your left testicle literaly blows the fuck up
Zoe had me blowing balls last night
something you do in shot put when you roll the balls back to the throwers.
At the track meet today I shagged balls.
When you were just in cold water so your nut sack is all shriveled and wrinkly nut you hold in your cum so your balls inflate.
Dude I got some fucked up rice balls rn.
Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.
(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.
(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.
(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.
A hetrosexual woman who looks like a stereotypical lesbian.