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An anal popcorn is an anus that has a kernel/std in it that popped when you put it in the microwave. Once it’s been popped you can eat it steamed, fried, boiled, etc.
Gigi: I love anal popcorn!
Sophia: I hate anal popcorn. I love fried anal though…
Like playing charades, but sticking random objects in ones anal cavity whilst having them guess what the object is.
“Man, Katie and I played anal charades last night and I still can’t walk right”
Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.
Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."
Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."
A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.
Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"
Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.
When a girl, or man, crawls up in another girl, or mans, rectum with their mouth facing out the butthole. Then a man fucks the person in the rectum with the person inside. The dick anal fucks and it gets sucked.
"oh dude, i got the anal dick sucking last night, it was amazing"
"my friend wants to do anal dick suck, u up?"
in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
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An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.
Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.