Who let bro cook

The exact opposite of "Let him cook!" or, "Let bro cook!"

A phrase used for when someone says, does, or makes something terrible.

Person 1: "Hey bro, have you heard producer name's new beat?"

Person 2: "Nah, lemme hear it."

*Listens*

Person 2: "Who let bro cook?"

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Bro costs 10 elixir

Elixir is spent to deploy a card onto the battlefield in Clash Royale. The player begins with 5 elixir, but as the game goes on it can be increased to 10 elixir. This phrase is used to indicate that somebody is so fat that they have to have extra elixir to be deployed onto the “battlefield”

Bro 1:Holy fuck that dude is built like a disco ball
Bro 2: Bro costs 10 elixir💀💀💀

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Super Smash Bros. Melee

Likely the most popular game for gamecube

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Ayo that's pretty sus bro

When someone says something really sus (short for "suspicious" from Among Us)

Person 1: Dude, this is so hard!
Person 2: Do you know what else is hard?
Everyone who was listening: Ayo that's pretty sus bro

Bro Code Article 223

"One bro shall never attempt to remove or rob another bro of his beard or facial hair growth"

Bro 1 "Hey, lets shave Derek's Beard!"
Bro 2 "No way man, that violates bro code article 223, do it and you are no longer a bro"

Black Fila Jihad Bro

Used when exclaiming shock or excitement
Can also be used as a chant or greeting to raise morale

"Did you know we have a surprise test today?"
"Omg I didn't, black fila jihad bro, gonna fail!"

"Hey bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"
"Same to you bro, BLACK FILA JIHAD BRO!!!!!"

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Don't drone me, bro!

The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"

Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?

Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...

Guy 1: did they find your stash?

Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.

Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....

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